Examiner: What qualifications?
candidates: not completed primary school.
examiner: a fight it?
candidates: routine.
examiner: a criminal record it?
candidates: just out.
Examiner: physical it?
Candidates: You can, kick to kick over a small tricycle hawkers.
Examiner: Ganna people thing?
candidates: This is my strength, just like the same things take their own.
Examiner: old man daring to fight it?
candidates: side dishes, Andie is so I crippled the.
Examiner: you passed the exam, we chased need is people like you!
Examiner: ask how to do an accident?
candidates: say that they are temporary.
Examiner: Tonight at work
2, the day on a bus, due to overcrowding and a woman collided.
fashionable woman back to Fei Yan said:
women feel angry and replied:
bus driver to stop, lying on the steering wheel on the laugh!
two:
super-crowded bus, one woman at the door.
push behind the car over a GG to get off with that woman, said the sentence:
the woman did not move.
GG step when squeezed past her. Results
amazing woman, and keeping it up:
GG had not spoken, when the bear can not get off, and back to the woman, said: A said:
Later, a small MM should get off, squeeze, said sheepishly:
the woman did not speak, but the rains from the edge of the sentence:
3, Master said; brick fight call, do not mess almost Wilson! According to head peace! Almost die and then peace!
Buddha; nonsense! I am Buddhist Compassion! Yi is not much peace! Almost died of a brick! ! !
4, Monday, I'm on the train, in addition to the 1 dollar car with nothing. Terminal from the starting point to sit down, feel all the way to peace. However, get off at the terminal, we found a piece of paper pants and more: 1 cents. To the terminal and found that paying the money in the wallet was stuffed piece of paper: 100 counterfeit. To the terminal and found the money still in your wallet was stuffed piece of paper: the envelopes, which installed the strait personnel reported overdue stack. To the terminal and found the envelope also took out a newspaper and saw the newspaper the Straits was replaced with the latest personnel reported that take-a note: ! - To the terminal, the phone is still, more than a note: To the terminal and found the gun was gone, it begins to be stuffed in a note: The results do not squeeze too many people up. Awaiting the next bus, I touched the bag and found more than 20 quick money, as well as a note: You want to go play cars go, we ask you to stop the whole people. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, then hit a face to face with him mm, blushed, the first a low, turned and drilled to the male toilets
6, Too many in one day on the bus , especially hot, particularly nausea who do not know a fart, which is under the environment worse. My friend can not stand, do not know who, no way. Precisely, the conductor is being asked: Open to all students in the school assembly name, the result coincides with the slogan many people - read the top of a Birds!
8, a brother and have constipation, in the toilet a long time can not, as they are when he tried to see the wind like a man rushed into the toilet, into the position next to him, first entered the opinions heard That one really ********, envy brother said to that guy: a good buddy envy you,
that buddy said: envy Han, trousers, not off it ~ ~
9 , learning the situation by throwing in a bike especially serious, no new car blink, but sometimes luck, missing the bike will come up every few days. Day, with new quarters bought a small static shift car, telling everyone to show off her, said: in her hand, worried a note that read: Do not be no expert here, the car I borrowed a few days also you!
not a few days, the thief is really the car to also come back, very happy little quiet, but she worried that car was once again Then buy a ten lock on, lock the car tied him to a real prison, and gave the thief a note attached: to see how you The next morning, when a small quiet down and found more than five car lock, locked with a note: see how you ride!
10, there were three little tadpoles, they went to a restaurant ... so for a while, on the first dish is fried frog ... ..
three tadpoles spontaneously began to sing: I do not want I do not want to grow up ...
11, one day, caught Cao Cao Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei. Cao Cao three of them said to each of you, like fruits and fruit trees in the election out. After a child, Zhang brought a apple out of Cao Cao said, if they can bring their own fruit into the bottom inside, to release them, Zhang Fei tried for a while, failed, he killed. After another child, Guan Yu took out three grapes, Cao Cao also said the same thing, Guan Yu began to plug ... stuffed into third satellite, the Guan Yu suddenly Puchi smile, the result that folder rotten grapes, but also killed. Down to the government, the Yama asked Guan Yu: see Liu brother holding a durian to come out ... next to me. Sat down, buried the girl began to Mengchi, as if hungry for several days, the way the boys one by one to nibbling French fries, as if there is something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, move forward together a compact, very seriously asked:
boy asked: ...
At that time, the girl one hand and a drumstick in one hand and burgers, think the boys look at her, and then pause to suck, and then looked at the poor boy and whispered: ? I also have to keep chasing chasing chasing .... doom! ! ! !
13, school has always been restless, big moment for the first time on the self, even depressed sitting in the classroom, then went to the hallway smoke.
not just lit cigarette for a while, come to a PL girls, Gua Ren asked, ? How have run out.
PLMM said, pointing to our classroom, that class!
was even so excited to say that one of our class ah? How, you depressed?
She said: ah, our class ran out of a new study hall, I come to find him.
even smiled, it seems there are still unable to sit still, you find him Gansha, you're not his mother!
MM: No way, ah, I was his teacher!
even when they covered ...
a minute later, Biechu words: teacher, you look really young ...
father is a glass factory workers, have the habit of wearing gloves to work .
day Xiaye Ban, who take a taxi home. When the car through a suburb of a wood, a cool breeze hit. Dad felt a bit cold to put on gloves from his pocket, the driver saw the rearview mirror, carefully asked: times have to wear gloves when working, then it will not cut yourself, without a trace ..
dinner the night before, the middle-aged to see the edge of a few stains Caidie, very assured.
He asked the landlord: to ate.
A week ago, middle-aged a day in the hotel dining, and hotels where a large dog got to know each.
farewell, when the middle-aged taken the door to catch the dog reluctantly, tightly wrapped him not to leave.
hotel owner saw it, stepped forward and patted the dog's head, said gently: a thief stole a watermelon, ran to sing: Freedom is the direction of the wind to run the old lady watermelons
side edge chasing cry: look at my tears, you never looking back,
police saw to chase the thief, while chase says: I must be good enough, so you just want to escape the thief ran
said: Silence acceleration, my feet
thief was caught, the judge said: What else to say, how many tears to stay
thief crying: I beg you to give me a chance to
Police said: This is the best punishment
impulse thief was taken to police station Two days after being released and said: You always Xintai s the heart to the old lady's window
thief, a man drinking old lady said: a man drunk, good looking for someone to accompany
thief in the window said: Tonight I went to your window, your shadow on the curtain a lovely old lady opened the curtains
said: There are too many misunderstandings between us!
thief said: Come with me, dawn to go!
2
elementary school because the family was poor when I can not afford a bike, so playing the home
junior high school when I was too prominent for learning, the school has two years left me to read that I quite high school principals
promising more than I paid thirty thousand
class that I am now able to decide independently I dropped out, so I became a hooligan for the brothers go through anything for the plug brother twice in the beautiful, brothers, such as Hand, Foot and beautiful clothes, grab my clothes and I who cut his foot, who move my hand, foot and I wear his clothes
ago I thought I was a talent, but I was wrong I'm not! did not think I turned out to be a genius!
by helpless .... I have wanted to commit suicide! but you appear to dispel the idea of me gave me the courage of Health, thank you! you know when I see you first thought: you can that Shayang Why can not I live Oh! benefactor ah!
3
I married into the village to it! I Village, richer!
communications base by Oh! Traffic basically rely on go!
basic cultivated land by cattle! Basic lighting by oil!
by heating the basic shaking! The basic law and order by the dog!
get rich by stealing the basic! Beautiful little
4
celebration of the tenth anniversary of the reunification, Hu said, holding the hand of Andy Lau: I know you
Liu: I am very excited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu : Your song I like chrysanthemum Taiwan
LIU: Thank you, Chairman Mao
5
drive carts into the city a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no license plate. Recruited a board of farmers angry wrote a card hung up, police fainted on the spot, saw card reads: bovine B-74110
The farmer was caught vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .
a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Do not fall down, I really do not drink it! Female scared, not in the urine, not wait any longer let the ass, drunk, said: I speak, how they start a bottle
early in the morning, the rooster to hen beating others to it opened, and asked the hen: cock what hit you? I do not know hen asked the cock, the cock said: fuck it biological mother, it is up the next morning made a duck! ! !
hunters, hunting, watching the trees are two birds, lay a gun, found to be not only the hair, are wondering, the other birds down and cursed the hunter: He *, and I just coax strip her clothes, you put her down to play. . .
keep a parrot hanging in a hotel at the door, a guest to say: go in, the parrot said: break apart and found that an abortion drug, just listen to children, said: He * it! Would like to kill me? Not so easy! !
end of the performance, leadership pulled a beautiful stage actress Mongolian greetings do not let go of the hand, kept on asking name? Actress, said excitedly: Malegebi
points higher, to see a further; water clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base! Go its own way to let others take a taxi go. Wearing someone else's shoes, let others go looking for.
What is depressed? Was beaten three-one people, the group of people to hug Ma, wallet stolen people, who slipped with his wife, the family got left porridge has a rancid smell, the eyeball over the pages of the draw, go to the hospital ambulance ditch the car also lost!
moon cake fell in love with bread, in their pursuit, bread unwilling to do. Moon cake sorry: (Kong cavity) This is for what? Bread: my wife has said that you, your stomach is Huahuachangzai.
day hen flew up into the roof of the main popular and said angrily, look for a duck. Mother can not give you leave a pants? one person, that person said: to meet you! second wish to talk about it. home. Fairy asked the French. The Frenchman said: French added: Finally, the French said: The Chinese say: Asked what his second wish. The Chinese say: The Chinese say: I walked and saw a bottle, open the plug and then a person to emerge, that person said: Total Total and Americans let the Chinese people, said that as well, so for a while and get back by him. So the Chinese people, said: France urged the Chinese and the Americans up to second wish to speak up. Double pot after drinking Chinese people spoke slowly to the fairy said: The results were all arrested and man-eating tribes. To tribal chiefs, said: He said: The United States left behind the old feeling. Japanese After seeing this, asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang with the foul mouth of his ability to imitate and re-create the ability to brag about it, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say:
wish: Thank you! ! !
candidates: not completed primary school.
examiner: a fight it?
candidates: routine.
examiner: a criminal record it?
candidates: just out.
Examiner: physical it?
Candidates: You can, kick to kick over a small tricycle hawkers.
Examiner: Ganna people thing?
candidates: This is my strength, just like the same things take their own.
Examiner: old man daring to fight it?
candidates: side dishes, Andie is so I crippled the.
Examiner: you passed the exam, we chased need is people like you!
Examiner: ask how to do an accident?
candidates: say that they are temporary.
Examiner: Tonight at work
2, the day on a bus, due to overcrowding and a woman collided.
fashionable woman back to Fei Yan said:
women feel angry and replied:
bus driver to stop, lying on the steering wheel on the laugh!
two:
super-crowded bus, one woman at the door.
push behind the car over a GG to get off with that woman, said the sentence:
the woman did not move.
GG step when squeezed past her. Results
amazing woman, and keeping it up:
GG had not spoken, when the bear can not get off, and back to the woman, said: A said:
Later, a small MM should get off, squeeze, said sheepishly:
the woman did not speak, but the rains from the edge of the sentence:
3, Master said; brick fight call, do not mess almost Wilson! According to head peace! Almost die and then peace!
Buddha; nonsense! I am Buddhist Compassion! Yi is not much peace! Almost died of a brick! ! !
4, Monday, I'm on the train, in addition to the 1 dollar car with nothing. Terminal from the starting point to sit down, feel all the way to peace. However, get off at the terminal, we found a piece of paper pants and more: 1 cents. To the terminal and found that paying the money in the wallet was stuffed piece of paper: 100 counterfeit. To the terminal and found the money still in your wallet was stuffed piece of paper: the envelopes, which installed the strait personnel reported overdue stack. To the terminal and found the envelope also took out a newspaper and saw the newspaper the Straits was replaced with the latest personnel reported that take-a note: ! - To the terminal, the phone is still, more than a note: To the terminal and found the gun was gone, it begins to be stuffed in a note: The results do not squeeze too many people up. Awaiting the next bus, I touched the bag and found more than 20 quick money, as well as a note: You want to go play cars go, we ask you to stop the whole people. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, then hit a face to face with him mm, blushed, the first a low, turned and drilled to the male toilets
6, Too many in one day on the bus , especially hot, particularly nausea who do not know a fart, which is under the environment worse. My friend can not stand, do not know who, no way. Precisely, the conductor is being asked: Open to all students in the school assembly name, the result coincides with the slogan many people - read the top of a Birds!
8, a brother and have constipation, in the toilet a long time can not, as they are when he tried to see the wind like a man rushed into the toilet, into the position next to him, first entered the opinions heard That one really ********, envy brother said to that guy: a good buddy envy you,
that buddy said: envy Han, trousers, not off it ~ ~
9 , learning the situation by throwing in a bike especially serious, no new car blink, but sometimes luck, missing the bike will come up every few days. Day, with new quarters bought a small static shift car, telling everyone to show off her, said: in her hand, worried a note that read: Do not be no expert here, the car I borrowed a few days also you!
not a few days, the thief is really the car to also come back, very happy little quiet, but she worried that car was once again Then buy a ten lock on, lock the car tied him to a real prison, and gave the thief a note attached: to see how you The next morning, when a small quiet down and found more than five car lock, locked with a note: see how you ride!
10, there were three little tadpoles, they went to a restaurant ... so for a while, on the first dish is fried frog ... ..
three tadpoles spontaneously began to sing: I do not want I do not want to grow up ...
11, one day, caught Cao Cao Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei. Cao Cao three of them said to each of you, like fruits and fruit trees in the election out. After a child, Zhang brought a apple out of Cao Cao said, if they can bring their own fruit into the bottom inside, to release them, Zhang Fei tried for a while, failed, he killed. After another child, Guan Yu took out three grapes, Cao Cao also said the same thing, Guan Yu began to plug ... stuffed into third satellite, the Guan Yu suddenly Puchi smile, the result that folder rotten grapes, but also killed. Down to the government, the Yama asked Guan Yu: see Liu brother holding a durian to come out ... next to me. Sat down, buried the girl began to Mengchi, as if hungry for several days, the way the boys one by one to nibbling French fries, as if there is something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, move forward together a compact, very seriously asked:
boy asked: ...
At that time, the girl one hand and a drumstick in one hand and burgers, think the boys look at her, and then pause to suck, and then looked at the poor boy and whispered: ? I also have to keep chasing chasing chasing .... doom! ! ! !
13, school has always been restless, big moment for the first time on the self, even depressed sitting in the classroom, then went to the hallway smoke.
not just lit cigarette for a while, come to a PL girls, Gua Ren asked, ? How have run out.
PLMM said, pointing to our classroom, that class!
was even so excited to say that one of our class ah? How, you depressed?
She said: ah, our class ran out of a new study hall, I come to find him.
even smiled, it seems there are still unable to sit still, you find him Gansha, you're not his mother!
MM: No way, ah, I was his teacher!
even when they covered ...
a minute later, Biechu words: teacher, you look really young ...
father is a glass factory workers, have the habit of wearing gloves to work .
day Xiaye Ban, who take a taxi home. When the car through a suburb of a wood, a cool breeze hit. Dad felt a bit cold to put on gloves from his pocket, the driver saw the rearview mirror, carefully asked: times have to wear gloves when working, then it will not cut yourself, without a trace ..
dinner the night before, the middle-aged to see the edge of a few stains Caidie, very assured.
He asked the landlord: to ate.
A week ago, middle-aged a day in the hotel dining, and hotels where a large dog got to know each.
farewell, when the middle-aged taken the door to catch the dog reluctantly, tightly wrapped him not to leave.
hotel owner saw it, stepped forward and patted the dog's head, said gently: a thief stole a watermelon, ran to sing: Freedom is the direction of the wind to run the old lady watermelons
side edge chasing cry: look at my tears, you never looking back,
police saw to chase the thief, while chase says: I must be good enough, so you just want to escape the thief ran
said: Silence acceleration, my feet
thief was caught, the judge said: What else to say, how many tears to stay
thief crying: I beg you to give me a chance to
Police said: This is the best punishment
impulse thief was taken to police station Two days after being released and said: You always Xintai s the heart to the old lady's window
thief, a man drinking old lady said: a man drunk, good looking for someone to accompany
thief in the window said: Tonight I went to your window, your shadow on the curtain a lovely old lady opened the curtains
said: There are too many misunderstandings between us!
thief said: Come with me, dawn to go!
2
elementary school because the family was poor when I can not afford a bike, so playing the home
junior high school when I was too prominent for learning, the school has two years left me to read that I quite high school principals
promising more than I paid thirty thousand
class that I am now able to decide independently I dropped out, so I became a hooligan for the brothers go through anything for the plug brother twice in the beautiful, brothers, such as Hand, Foot and beautiful clothes, grab my clothes and I who cut his foot, who move my hand, foot and I wear his clothes
ago I thought I was a talent, but I was wrong I'm not! did not think I turned out to be a genius!
by helpless .... I have wanted to commit suicide! but you appear to dispel the idea of me gave me the courage of Health, thank you! you know when I see you first thought: you can that Shayang Why can not I live Oh! benefactor ah!
3
I married into the village to it! I Village, richer!
communications base by Oh! Traffic basically rely on go!
basic cultivated land by cattle! Basic lighting by oil!
by heating the basic shaking! The basic law and order by the dog!
get rich by stealing the basic! Beautiful little
4
celebration of the tenth anniversary of the reunification, Hu said, holding the hand of Andy Lau: I know you
Liu: I am very excited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu : Your song I like chrysanthemum Taiwan
LIU: Thank you, Chairman Mao
5
drive carts into the city a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no license plate. Recruited a board of farmers angry wrote a card hung up, police fainted on the spot, saw card reads: bovine B-74110
The farmer was caught vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .
a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Do not fall down, I really do not drink it! Female scared, not in the urine, not wait any longer let the ass, drunk, said: I speak, how they start a bottle
early in the morning, the rooster to hen beating others to it opened, and asked the hen: cock what hit you? I do not know hen asked the cock, the cock said: fuck it biological mother, it is up the next morning made a duck! ! !
hunters, hunting, watching the trees are two birds, lay a gun, found to be not only the hair, are wondering, the other birds down and cursed the hunter: He *, and I just coax strip her clothes, you put her down to play. . .
keep a parrot hanging in a hotel at the door, a guest to say: go in, the parrot said: break apart and found that an abortion drug, just listen to children, said: He * it! Would like to kill me? Not so easy! !
end of the performance, leadership pulled a beautiful stage actress Mongolian greetings do not let go of the hand, kept on asking name? Actress, said excitedly: Malegebi
points higher, to see a further; water clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base! Go its own way to let others take a taxi go. Wearing someone else's shoes, let others go looking for.
What is depressed? Was beaten three-one people, the group of people to hug Ma, wallet stolen people, who slipped with his wife, the family got left porridge has a rancid smell, the eyeball over the pages of the draw, go to the hospital ambulance ditch the car also lost!
moon cake fell in love with bread, in their pursuit, bread unwilling to do. Moon cake sorry: (Kong cavity) This is for what? Bread: my wife has said that you, your stomach is Huahuachangzai.
day hen flew up into the roof of the main popular and said angrily, look for a duck. Mother can not give you leave a pants? one person, that person said: to meet you! second wish to talk about it. home. Fairy asked the French. The Frenchman said: French added: Finally, the French said: The Chinese say: Asked what his second wish. The Chinese say: The Chinese say: I walked and saw a bottle, open the plug and then a person to emerge, that person said: Total Total and Americans let the Chinese people, said that as well, so for a while and get back by him. So the Chinese people, said: France urged the Chinese and the Americans up to second wish to speak up. Double pot after drinking Chinese people spoke slowly to the fairy said: The results were all arrested and man-eating tribes. To tribal chiefs, said: He said: The United States left behind the old feeling. Japanese After seeing this, asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang with the foul mouth of his ability to imitate and re-create the ability to brag about it, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say:
wish: Thank you! ! !
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